Anybody can exercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.
Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat.
Eat every meal as though it were your last.
Good times are ahead ! Or behind. Because they sure aren't here.
I am hungry. Therefore I am.
I eat too much because I'm depressed, and I'm depressed because I eat too much. It's a vicious circle... that took years to perfect!
I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with ... one quart of Mayonnaise !
I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged !
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen !
If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.
Never leave your food dish under a bird cage.
Odie, let's talk effort versus return here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.
You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.
Oh no! I overslept ! I'm late ! For my nap.
Whoever created Mondays should be dragged out into the street and shot!
You know its monday when u wake up, and it's tuesday.
This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony... How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.
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